The Donald Trump “Dollar of Faith”

  MAYS LANDING, NJ - 05/21/2016 (PRESS RELEASE JET)

Using the EBay auction platform, a local Trump supporter strives against astronomical odds to turn a dollar he earned in the 90s (as a Trump Plaza, Atlantic City valet parker) into a million.

“It’s worth a shot,” said the south Jersey resident, who wishes to remain anonymous at this time. “In the same way my former boss defied the odds by becoming the Republican presidential nominee, I'm listing the dollar on EBay in hopes of a miracle.”

The part-time EBay seller could certainly use a miracle, as he stumbled on ‘the holy grail’ of collections when he was just discovering antiques, but—naïve and unaware—sold it “for peanuts” to dealers with unscrupulous business ethics.

“I earned an advanced degree and am an adjunct instructor between two institutions,” the man said. “But considering the weekend and evening work involved, my pay equates to much less than minimum wage. Overqualified and underpaid workers are one of the many sad realities Trump is endeavoring to change in this country. I imagine some people in my boat would have mentally abandoned ship after discovering the value of items they had, but I can’t believe God recently brought my mistake to my attention without having something wonderful in store.”

Incidentally, "the Donald Trump magic dollar" has two unauthenticated signatures, one of which appears to be of American film actor, television actor/producer, and author, Keefe Brasselle, who starred in "The Eddie Cantor Story (1953)" and had roles in "A Place in the Sun (1951)," and "Not Wanted (1949)." Also worth noting, if his EBay wish were granted, the seller plans on buying a shore home for his mother and opening and operating a before and after school program for at-risk youth in The Delaware Valley.

To see the The Donald Trump “Dollar of Faith” active listing on EBay, users can go to: http://www.ebay.com/itm/162078744430?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649