DYSTOPIA, USA - 07/21/1400 (PRESS RELEASE JET) — It could happen: A big loss on Nov. 8. Yet, the Republican Presidential candidate still takes the White House.
In the recently released dystopia Let’s Win One for the Crumper! the affluent “Ronald Crump” is defeated in the presidential race. Nonetheless, just a scant two years later he takes over the White House.
Not likely?
Actually, quite likely.
Here is a snippet from Crump’s concession speech on Nov. 9: “As General McCarthy from one of those world wars said, ‘I shall return!’ Sure, I don’t use fancy, uppity words like ‘shall,’ but my sentiments are the same. ‘The Crumper’ does intend to occupy the White House…somehow…(sustained cheers!)
Here were the major developments that helped Crump assume the presidency in 2018:
--Golf overtook football as the national pastime.
--The Greater Depression eventually devastated the economy, and Crump and group of anonymous rich people bought all of America at “yard sale” prices.
--The sitting president could not resist Crump’s generous offer to sublet the White House.
Let’s Win One for the Crumper was written by Dickie Fleegle, author of the four-volume, 65-episode House of Curds parody. The “Crumper” dystopia reveals Crump’s early days as a Mayberry, N.C., love child and his quest for riches as he sells Aunt Bee’s pickles. Then, with the nation soon in the throes of a Greater Depression, Crump buys the National Football League and expands it to 200 teams. From there, it’s just a short step to Crump subletting the White House and, as long as he was living there, he figured he might as well lead the country, too.
Go to DickieInTheEighth.com. for more information on this eye-opening, prescient book.
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