Hooli Hires Reputation Company to Solve Gavin Belsons Search Results

  PALO ALTO, CA - 05/04/2016 (PRESS RELEASE JET)

Gavin Belson the CEO of Silicon Valleys hottest company Hooli has just announced that he has hired Profile Defenders the leading reputation management company to clean up and remove the unwanted results that appear about the "Nucleus" failure within Hooli.

Gavin initially tried to work with the Nucleus team right before the final round of layoffs and asked "Why is it that when I type my own name into my own search engine, the bleeping internet rains **** bolts down on me?" "I want this to stop!"

Since the announcement of hiring Profile Defenders, the silicon valley Billionaire will get his wishes answered with a clean rimage online. Belson has to walk a very delicate line of net neutrality where he can not cleanse the search results from Hooli's algorithm internally but by utilizing an outside firm to work on ways to hide and remove the negative results he has gotten the approval from the board members to move forward with the online reputation management company.

"Nucleus failure came as Pied Piper has taken the lead as a lossless compression algorithm when Nucleus team's version was not up to Belsons expectations." According to a recent tech report. At a recent press conference Belson announced that he is laying off his entire staff working on the project.

Every morning Belson has a ritual of searching his own name and he is unable to retain a zen like state throughout the day because of the negative search results appearing at the top of Hooli's search results but now thanks to the new hire, Profile Defenders will be working to solve that issue.

Source: Hooli

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